The Motions were a success. A new General Secretary was elected. If I ever go to London I would like to go and visit her. It would be like going to see the Queen.
I’m glad I didn’t go on that march in London. It was full of Hardcore Anarchists and there was a Battle of Trafalgar Square! I saw it in the Daily Mail. It unsettled me so much, I had to bark for quite a long time. Then I had to sit down and eat a biscuit to recover.
I’ve never been to London, so I hope I can go. Mistress says if we don’t stop the cuts, we’re going to have to start making OTHER cuts around here. She looks at me meaningfully and I know she’s thinking about cutting back my dog biscuits. Needs must, she says. It doesn’t sound too great to me.